Zai Zai here, as I'm affectionately known, and WOW, so much has been happening in the last few weeks that I barely know where to begin. I'm starting to remember more things now (thank the LORD that the drugs wore off!) and have really begun the assimilation into my "model baby" persona.
If you are a newcomer to our project, then let me spell it out for you.
We are "Secret Mission Babies" (SMB) (not quite settled on the name), an action group joining to gain power so that we may positively influence the conditions, treatment and advocate for the rights of babies everywhere.
I realise, that you may look at me and think "Hey, that kids only 6 weeks old", yes sir, you would be correct. But I do think that it is my youth that is my best asset! I AM a baby, and therefore I know exactly what we want!
The formation of our group has begun! I mentioned last time that I didn't know any other babies, and that this was the biggest hurdle to starting SMB! Well, I'm happy to report to you - that I have found other babies!!!!! Recruitment has begun, and I'll introduce you to them.
Firstly, my 2IC, my COO, my right hand man…
Name: Charles George Tomney
Code name: Choo Choo Train.
Relation: Cousin
Special Areas of Interest: Baby Fitness/Health
This is his formal profile pic, but I also have another of the first time we met (such a special occasion- the melding of two minds- fabulous!)
Our first meeting.. aren't we just the cutest? As you can see, Choo Choo and I are very similar. It's going to be good having family as part of the team.
Next up,
Name: Amelie Louise McKnight
Codename: Ammi-Lou
Relation: Best friend
Areas of Special Interest: Baby wearing
Ammi is on the right here with her mummy (and I of course am with my mummy…. that's something I should investigate, why babies must always be carried?!?!)
I'm excited to have Ammi on board. She can be quite sneaky when she wants to be - she'll be a great addition.
And then we have…
Name: Charlie Rolfe McKerral
Codename: Chuck
Relation: Also Pastors Kid
Special Areas of Interest: Beards
We can all agree that age brings wisdom, and so Charlie is the most elderly of the bunch - I have high hopes that his age is helpful, and not a hindrance to our cause. I mean, you know how old people like to get stuck in their ways!
Lastly,
Name: Emma Grace Ferris
Codename: Emma Grace Ferris
Relation: Potential Future Wife
Special Areas of Interest: Headbands
Emma is a bit hand-sy with me, I mean this is our first meeting and she can hardly keep her eyes off me. I have another photos of her with me, and you'll see what I mean.
If we can curb her passion for me, get her thinking straight, then I think she'll be a real asset!
So there you have it! Recruitment has begun. It's a long process, trying to really get babies to understand why and what we are doing. But we're starting from the ground up, building a team.
It's a longterm process, but I'm sure that SMB will be totally worth it.
Hope the team look like people you can trust, for I want all babies to feel secure in our leadership team!
More later,
Signing off
Zai Zai.
This is from my magazine shoot - they were interested in SMB and what can I say… I scrub up pretty well I say!


Hey Zai
ReplyDeleteAmmi here. Sorry it's taken me a little while to get on board with this whole technology thing. You'd think I'd be right on that with the amount of time my ancients spend staring at those screens!! But I've been a little too busy implementing that "model baby" approach you mentioned to me when we met. I'm acing this whole sleep/eat thing. I think I need to rendezvous with out fitness expert Choo Choo though as I suspect SMBs need strong neck muscles- that's my current personal goal!! Chat soon bestie!
Ammi-Lou